Notes on a Cocktail Napkin

I was once asked if there was anything that I don’t write about on my blog. I answered, “I don’t discuss chicks I bang.” Although, I do discuss my sex life hypothetically, sometimes. For instance, Tuesday I was riding the “loser cruiser,” “the train of shame,” yes, I was on the bus. Just behind me [...]

Although I maintain a regular, intense, and vigorous sex life, it usually doesn’t involve another person. I got tested for sexually transmitted disease a couple of years ago while on the UCLA campus. I was there and I figured it would give me a chance to masturbate in the middle of the day. They were [...]