Notes on a Cocktail Napkin

We had a pretty raucous afternoon beginning with the rugby team, then a couple of pub crawls, and the topper, a bachelorette party. Prior to working at my bar, I used to refer to it as the best gay bar in Santa Monica, because the appearance of a woman was rare. Thank God for that [...]

Yes, they capitalized “SANTA” because there were Santa hats as far as the eye could see.  I know I said that you can spot the douce bag in a bar by the fact that he/she is wearing a Santa hat, and, yes, there were douche bags amongst the Santa hat wearers, but it seemed a [...]