I woke up forty. Moving on. I look at birthdays like I look at bachelor parties. They’re fine for other people. In regards to the former, I only celebrate other people’s. As far as the latter goes, if sticking my dick in a whore helps a friend prepare for a lifetime of monogamy, then I’m [...]
Today I went to Chichen Itza. It was voted one of the new seven wonders of the world in 2007. The castillo is a pyramid with a pyramid built around it and the outside pyramid represents the Mayan calendar. I know some people have calendars with birds and kitties and shit, but this calendar is [...]
I recently learned in therapy that I have a fear of failure. This no where more apparent then in my choice to stay with the same tried and true restaurants instead of trying new ones. While I’m here in Playa, I’m trying to eat at different places every meal. I rued that decision at breakfast. [...]
It’s almost midnight and I just got home. Impressed? Neither am I. I love Playa Del Carmen. I know when it happened but I don’t know why. I feel there’s a difference between being a traveler and being a tourist. To some it might be the same as the difference between a trekker and a [...]
I woke up at six. I’m not sure if or how much I slept. My alarm was set for an hour later so it wasn’t a big deal. In fact, being on vacation my sleep deprivation didn’t bother me as much as if I were back home, which is like being on vacation, too. I [...]
I woke up at nine this morning. I can’t remember the last time I slept ten hours. Actually, it was the last time I pulled an all nighter after my flight to New York. I really had no plans for this settle in day. I finished what bottled water I had, and, although; I was [...]
In honor of my 39 years and 359 days on earth I flew to Cancun and hopped a bus to Playa del Carmen. Yes, on Saturday, March 6th, I’ll be turning 40. So instead of being the usual prick about my birthday, I decided to just leave town. Working up to this day wasn’t easy. [...]