Notes on a Cocktail Napkin

My buddy, Steve Fowler, interviewed me for his site: Change Candidate Wanted For California.

Sunday night was a good night. There were quite a few regulars in the bar. I wanted to hang out with them, but since they had been drinking for twelve hours and I hadn’t had a drink in nearly twenty-four, I chose to sequester myself in the office. It was about one ayem when I [...]

How could one night start so amazing and end up such crap? I’m sure you’re on pins and needles for this one, so I’ll just say it. The band we had scheduled didn’t show. It rarely happens on a weekend night and this is probably the second time that I can recall. Luckily, we got [...]

I was once asked if there was anything that I don’t write about on my blog. I answered, “I don’t discuss chicks I bang.” Although, I do discuss my sex life hypothetically, sometimes. For instance, Tuesday I was riding the “loser cruiser,” “the train of shame,” yes, I was on the bus. Just behind me [...]

I went for sushi early in the week. A douche bag sat two stools down. How could I tell he was a douche bag? He talked on his cell phone so loud that I couldn’t drown him out with my ipod. At one point he rattled off his social security number. All I got was [...]